I miss you
3AM selfies in someone’s bathroom getting that pussy at 3AM
Bill Clinton meeting President John F. Kennedy at the White House days before his 17th birthday.
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
Last one cause I’m fancy.
The ones that live for today get fucked by the ones living for tomorrow.
TBH I’m not really scared of my house being haunted.
It’s something else that I’m afraid of…
Recently my auntie moved in from Vietnam to live with us.
Around the mid of 2011 My auntie started acting in strange abnormal behaviors. She shouted random names while isolating herself in her room with toy dolls. Our relatives were shocked in disbelief of the situation. Monks and witch doctors (psychics) were asked investigate the situation.
Spirits right? Stupid superstition!? Everyone felt the very same way!
What’s so convincing that she isn’t putting up an act is the fact that she would say your hidden secrets or thoughts without you saying a single word. The local folks at first, did not believe it until she did the unthinkable. She guessed their names, age and recent events in their lives ACCURATELY.
After 2 weeks of close monitoring and multiple “rituals”
they concluded she was possessed by a little girl.
We were told to leave her inside a temple for 1 month.
The evil “spirits” finally left her after about 3 weeks.
Eventually her life resumed back to normal.
Til this day she still claims to remember nothing of the incident
Now she’s living with me and my family then BAM
Weird shit starts happening
? YAll SEEN INSIDIOUS OR INSIDIOUS 2 right?
FML please please pray for my ass :(
Guys my house is haunted…
When I got home, my sisters and auntie were huddled up in the living room.
My sister and auntie reported sounds of someone stomping back
and forth upstairs. They thought it was me, but I wasn’t even home.
The noise activity occured 2-3 more times.
O_O I’m in my room shitting bricks right now…
Hey guys! So out of the blue, my illustrations of Pokemon wearing onsies of their final evolved stages, spread like wildfire on various different blog sites. So I’ve decided I’m going to keep the series going by starting up this Tumblr account, to ultimately have a Pokemon Gallery (Prints Available). Enjoy!
For all other artworks you can visit me at my Deviant Art which is located in the Pokeball to the left.
like if you say something that is clearly outlandish
I WILL TROLL
sorry that’s me :(
I just noticed my penis is about 2/3rd the size of my wrist width when fully hard.
I do my best thinking when I should be sleeping.
My sleeping schedule is ruined because of the Internet. :(