You tend to distance yourself from others because you feel that they’re going to leave anyway.
Being in a relationship is kinda like Pokemon.
If someone really wants to be with you
they better have a lot of fuckin balls to catch you.
You’re a fuckin rare legendary not some easy rattata.
the good morning/night texts.
I love taking short naps,
but there’s a problem.
My short naps are never short.
I always end up waking up at midnight finding myself alone.
Anonymous asked: What happened to your last relationship?
It was a complicated long distance relationship.
I’d pay her 19.45 and $3 tip just to see her.
She makes bomb ass pizza <3
I was a jerk
So things broke off.
Anonymous asked: why aren't you looking for anyone to be your other half? Do you like anyone?
1. I want to learn how to be independently happy, love my life
then I’d like to share it with her. <3
Who wants someone who has problems? :)
2. I don’t like anyone.
My silence does not mean that I quit
It means that I don’t want to argue with someone
who just don’t want to understand.
Anonymous asked: You're ugly like not even cute tf
Cool because I don’t want you to be attracted to me anyway.
i miss you a lot.
i miss you too
being at yo ex’s wedding and yelling out
"I FUCKED HER FIRST" then run away