Listen to my head- Stevie Hoang
The moment you realized you lost something that means so much to you
is the very moment you realized you never want to lose again.
Why are boys so afraid of girls parents
because…. talking to them is like this
They hear: Sex
Guy: I really like your daughter
They hear: I really want to have sex with daughter
Guys: I like her
They hear: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX yaaa ANAL SEX too
Anonymous asked: do you ever miss someone?
I miss my old self sometimes…
It’s like was I much happier back when life was more simple?
a girlfriend is a potential wife, if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.
My week is basically:
All of Me - John Legend
because all of me
hates all of you
Anonymous asked: I think Im in love with you
I don’t have enough chiken nuggets…
Honestly, I liked you for your looks
but then I realized your flaws
& fell in love with you because of it.
^—- what I want
V—- MY LIFE
*reblogs le self*
My asian parents never gave me the sex talk, but
here I am sitting in my grandma’s room as she’s telling me NOT to sleep
around and to AVOID having babies and to never marry a “blak peeple”
I’m laughing and creying so hard right now.